Funny Sh*t - No Knicks? No worries! A truly ridiculous thread.

[Crazy⑧s]

As the playoffs wind down and we come to terms with the fact that Stoudemire is not on any other team's list of stupid acquisitions, I thought I'd cook up this thread to keep us all entertained in the offseason.

It says 'Funny Sh*t For Hoop Fans', but if you know of any funny videos please share them in here and make my - and everyone else's - day better.

This one ****ing killed me.

And just to make sure the theme is broader than hoops alone.

And this..............dude :lol:



​

If you can make my day better during the offseason, I appreciate it. Good times, good crew, KO.com.

 

[CA7]

 

[NYk_Reloaded718]

 

[Munchen13]

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

 

[21 Shump Street]

 

[YuvalNYC]

Speaking of McGee...

 

[Sprewell-Houston]

I really laughed hard at the Lin/Melo comic video (the vocoder was damn funny) :teeth:

The fat guy trying to dunk made my day :smokin:

 

[Newbie]

Non basketball, but funny, neverthless. IMO. :mrgreen:
You have to wait until the end.....

 

[Newbie]

I just saw this most interesting article :lol: and thought I'd
share it here: (What he didn't disclose, is that he's a Knicks
fan and is preparing for next season!) :mrgreen:

Man attempts to set world record fist-pumping 17 hours straight hboy:

A 34-year-old unemployed man from Ohio attempted to set a Guinness World Record over the weekend by fist pumping for 17 hours straight.
James Peterson began the attempt on Friday morning, according to the Akron Beacon Journal, and was scheduled to end at 3 a.m. local time Saturday. Peterson, a self-described fist-pumping "veteran," was accompanied by a pair of videographers on his quest for the record--which included stops at bars in and around the Univ. of Akron.
"I did this on St. Patrick's Day but it was not documented," Peterson said, telling the paper that he super-glued his right fist closed "to ensure I maintain perfect fist formation."
"I used to hang light fixtures," he added, "so I am used to having my hands above my head."
If successful, it would be the first individual fist-pumping record listed by Guinness, though not the only one involving fist pumping.
On News Year's Eve 2010, the record most people fist pumping was set in Times Square, where 5,726 revelers were led by the cast of MTV's "Jersey Shore," the reality show that popularized fist pumping. And in 2010, 390 people set a world record for simultaneous fist bumping in Australia.

 

[Newbie]

:mrgreen:

So, what do you men think about this cover? I think it's too
much, but I'm sure most of you won't.

 

[Weissenberg]

Non basketball, but funny, neverthless. IMO. :mrgreen:
You have to wait until the end.....

HE PUTS DA HAND DEEPAA! :smokin:

 

[rogeryy]

:mrgreen:

So, what do you men think about this cover? I think it's too
much, but I'm sure most of you won't.

Yeah, too much! I'm angry too! That 3 year old kid should take a break for a few seconds to show his respect to the photographer.

And guys & gals,
You've probably seen this one. In case you haven't....

 

[rogeryy]

Triple play:

 

[21 Shump Street]

Speaking of McGee...

Dumbest player in the league.

 

[CA7]

 

[NYk_Reloaded718]

im sure NEWBIE would love this lol

 

[Crazy⑧s]

im sure NEWBIE would love this lol

I hadn't cottoned on that newbie was a lady until now.

Be prepared for a lot more of this now that's out in the open, Newbie.

Anyone remember KnicksChick made a brief appearance on here a while back? There were posters - long since f'd off - that were just creaming themselves over her and it was no less than pathetic. :lol:

She is hot though!

Wonder if we could dig up that thread? Shotgun not being the one to search for it.

 

[Cuckoo]

Some funny LeBron quotes:

- Lebron wanted to be a pornstar but they fired him because he couldn't finish.

- Rihanna should just date Lebron. He doesn't beat anyone.

- I dont always win close game, but when i do, I never take the last shot.

- Lebron puts the KING in choKING.

- LeBron's missed free throws caused Skip Bayless to have a massive erection.

- LeBron & Bosh will get their rings when Florida legalizes gay marriage.

- The only time Lebron got fired up is when someone knocked off his headband so everyone could see his hairline.

- My toilet bowl has more rings then Lebron.

 

[Newbie]

im sure NEWBIE would love this lol

:smooch: :lol:

Yes, I like big, shiny things!

Actually, I prefer more earthy pursuits. :mrgreen:

 

[Newbie]

I hadn't cottoned on that newbie was a lady until now.

Be prepared for a lot more of this now that's out in the open, Newbie.

Uh-oh! Well, a woman I may be, but a lady would be a subjective call.
hee-hee-hee!