Dirk
Benchwarmer
I'm thinking about paralyzing Eddy Curry and I had some questions about the legality of this. The reason being is that I hate him and I hate what he has done to the Knicks. I can't stomach the fact that he takes a paycheck fatter than he is and its just accepted. He represents nothing but failure, laziness and everything that's wrong within a human soul. If he came out once and said, guys, I'm really really trying, I'm giving it my all, basketball and the Knicks and Knick fans mean everything to me, then I might consider cutting him a little bit of slack but he never has. He's like a wasp in the center of my brain, buzzing, constantly and I can't get in to scratch at it. I f**king hate him.
- Lets say I blew out his kneecaps and ended his career and got caught. My defense in court would be that I was doing it for the love of the Knicks organization. Is anyone familiar with the judicial system? Is there any way I could walk with this type of defense. I'm serious here BTW.
- Lets say I got someone else to do it for me and we got caught, would that make a difference
- If there's no way out and I end up on Rikers getting ass shafted how many years would I be looking at
- Are there any other ways I could go about this, I want his career over
- Lets say I blew out his kneecaps and ended his career and got caught. My defense in court would be that I was doing it for the love of the Knicks organization. Is anyone familiar with the judicial system? Is there any way I could walk with this type of defense. I'm serious here BTW.
- Lets say I got someone else to do it for me and we got caught, would that make a difference
- If there's no way out and I end up on Rikers getting ass shafted how many years would I be looking at
- Are there any other ways I could go about this, I want his career over