Hopefully the regular season will be more exciting than what's going on in the off season.

My predictions:

Kidd will catch another DWI while driving into the paint.

Asians will be missing from MSG, stock of MSG will go down.

Ghost of Jeremy Lin seen wandering around the locker room looking for his buddy Landry.

Melo will orchestrate The Fourth Reich.

Amare will claim his old self will be back, not realizing the irony there.

Shump will do more lying down on the couch recovering than J.R. Smith on the court.

I will be banned for trolling.

Lighten up guys. Why is everybody so tense? It's only a freaking sport. I got relatives serving in the **** hole called the Middle-East. That's REAL stress.